Cheessy jokes and chat up lines that a typographer would definitely use! Or not.
If we were type I could kern U and I closer together.
Once you go black, you can never go book.
What is green and loves typography?- Kern-it the frog
Yo momma's so fat they call her Superblack Heavy Ultra Extended
What kind of diabetes do most typographers get diagnosed with? - Type 1
Why do type designers always remove the petals from flowers? - They just like to look at the stems.
What do letters do when they get overworked? - They take line breaks!
Why was the article in The Times acquitted of being slanderous? - Because it was justified!
Which highly decorated caped crusader is from
Gotham? - Dingbatman!
What holy Spanish martyr was killed when his feet were removed? - San Serif
Which typeface starred in an Austin Powers movie? -
Fat Bastard
Yo momma’s so skinny the kids call her Stick Ultra Light Condensed.
Which character is most likely to suffer from scoliosis? - S. They typically have curved spines.
What did the 0 say to the 8? - Nice belt.
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